Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

The following are things I would never do because I'm the perfect mother and wife! And remember no judgments...because like I said...I would never do these things.

I would never watch Aiden eat food off the floor along with JoJo, the dog we were dogsitting. I’m too much of a germaphobe to let my baby eat food off the floor with a dog. That is disgusting!

And I would never laugh at Xavier who was crying over a horse dying in a BatMan cartoon. It is not funny when small children cry over such things. I'm a good mother and I would just hug and comfort the poor guy without any laughter. (Although seriously, who has an animal die in a cartoon?)

I was not totally devastated on Thursday when I learned that Damon and Xavier had only ½ day of school on Friday…nope because I love having all my boys at home all afternoon.

On Friday, I did not avoid a phone call from a sister in our ward because I was scared she might ask me to do something I didn't want to do. I didn't have the thought, "What if she wants me to sub in Primary or something." I would never just not pick up the phone and wait to see if she leaves a voicemail so I could call her back at my own discretion. Never would I do this because not only am I a good mother and wife, I'm also a good little mormon!

And of course I called her back right away, I would never just not return someone's call.