Jesus was a Baptist

Wednesday night as we were driving to Jim's office this was the conversation...

Damon: "Jesus was a baptist."
Xavier: "Yes I know, he was a baptist. So was John the Baptizer."
Damon: "I'm going to be a baptist too and a baptizer."
Xavier: "Me too."
Me: "So, why do you think Jesus was a baptist?"
Damon & Xavier: "He was baptized mom, of course he's a baptist."
Me: "Oh...OK. So when you get baptized you will be a baptist too?"
Damon: "Yes and when I grow up I'll be a baptizer."